I'm pretty sure I don't have swine flu. But I feel sick enough to go to bed after lunch for a 30 minute nap without having a guilty conscience about it! But why is that so? Is feeling sick a valid excuse for napping, or does my bad conscience have a flu too and just doesn't work properly?
Showing posts with label swine flu. Show all posts
Showing posts with label swine flu. Show all posts
Monday, November 9, 2009
Meet my imaginary piglets.
I'm pretty sure I don't have swine flu. But I feel sick enough to go to bed after lunch for a 30 minute nap without having a guilty conscience about it! But why is that so? Is feeling sick a valid excuse for napping, or does my bad conscience have a flu too and just doesn't work properly?
Wednesday, April 29, 2009
My top five conspiracy theories about who is responsible for the outbreak of Swine Flu.
2. Twitter (Give them something to tweet about!)
3. The face mask industry (any questions?)
4. South Korean scientists (no, wait - they were the ones with the fluorescent puppies, right?)
5. Pigs (Harrharrharr! Look who’s laughing now!)
Keep your eyes and ears open. Don't let them fool you!
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