As Putin raises his head ...

... and comes into the airspace of Germany - where do they go? 

I checked and think they would prefer Frankfurt (cheapest) or Berlin (shortest flight).

Considering the flight duration, airfares (only 292,27 € and it's round-trip!), the number of high class shopping malls and spas it is more likely the Russians enter the airspace of Germany than the Alaskan one. But you never know, you never know...

Let's not go back in

I can see you better in the dark, in the rain, with eyes closed.

Secret fears

I really hope there won't be giant kitties in my street today. Not again.

Seeing reality

1. 29% of all stories I tell myself about myself to establish a personal history and thus an identity are not true.

2. 42% of all stories I tell myself about myself are not significant.

3. 100% of these stories are made up by myself.

4. All results are based on a representative survey I conducted with myself.

Whatever you do, it's okay.

Don't go to work. Do something plushy today. Tell them I said it.

What I'd like someone to invent today.

Wouldn't it be great to work with a cheese-scented yellow highlighter? 

Found and lost

Max Ernst said, the worst thing that can happen to a painter is finding himself. The moment he finds himself, he is lost. I think that could be true for most people. I have met a lot of people who were trying to find (or heal) themselves, but never anybody who had successfully finished the process and was at ease with his findings.

What do ducks think about me?

Sitting by the little pond in the park this morning I asked myself what ducks think about me. I mean... they are very kind, they don't yell, they don't judge, but... maybe they DO have an opinion about grown-ups launching paper boats into their water. 

Ladybugging