Pretty smart move to put the signs so high ...

  ... that the rats can't read them. Hehehehehe.

My two worst fears when running in the park after dark.

#1 – Inadvertently stepping on something small and furry.
#2 – Inadvertently being stepped on by something big and furry.

"What are you taking that picture for? What are you taking THAT PICTURE FOR???"

... asked the man who watched me taking a picture of a solitary peeled orange next to the stairs at the park entrance. "It's not good for anything. It's just good. It is. And that's good enough", I answered, but I think that wasn't a good enough answer for him.