Showing posts with label meditation. Show all posts
Showing posts with label meditation. Show all posts

Sunday, March 14, 2010

When Robinson Crusoe returned, he found that someone had gone through his stuff.

Robinson rubbed his eyes. Wasn't that his Encyclopedia Britannica? And there: the rare recording of "Relax – Wagner for meditation", sleeveless in the sand! He sprinted towards the palm trees, where he had built his studio apartment.

Oh no! The place was a mess. His collection of vintage plastic bags, his disposable coffee cup lids, and the shirts he had carefully woven from coconut fibers and monkey nose hair - all one big clutter.

The worst sight was the office: ransacked drawers, his goat leather couch dirty with chocolate, his typewriter gone. Robinson closed his eyes and took a deep breath. In, out, in, out – relax. At least they hadn't taken his record player. 

Monday, March 9, 2009

Pick your own: New method of "no-pole-fishing" leads to first results.

The all new painless approach to fishing is leading to instant successes: 36 year old Stephanie V. from Hamburg, Germany, caught her first fish today. "Why carry around a heavy tackle box and a couple of fishing poles when you can pick the fish right from the dock?", asks Stephanie. She might be right. The new method of "no-pole-fishing" works with elements from transcendental meditation and telepathy and makes the fish jump right into the hands of fishing enthusiasts.