If you want to follow your heart, it has to go somewhere first.

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A day at the beach – clothing optional.

If I were me, where would I have put it?

When I came home after the weekend I found that the water tank of my coffee maker was gone. I had used it last Thursday and then left to spend a couple of days with my parents. Now I can't find it anywhere. The tank isn't really something you take to the living room when you're lost in thought, where it gets buried under a pile of magazines. I checked the oven, under my bed, in the bathroom – nothing. Every scenario I can think of is equally unlikely. Did somebody break into my apartment and steal it? Did somebody make a copy of my keys, break into my apartment without leaving a trace, install a tiny video camera in my bedroom and then steal the water tank as a cover-up? Who's behind this? Ghosts? Monkeys? The Government?

Amazing how many shades of gray this summer has to offer.

Even though she didn't say anything Tom could feel that the massage therapist wasn't too happy to see him again.

Since it's the European Football Championships these days ...

... I think I'm gonna cheer for Europe.

When I grow up I want to live in a big house with my family.

Most of the time the thing I miss the most is the absence of things

Sometimes the strange things you see from the corner of your eye ...

... turn out to be exactly what you thought they would be. A huge pink walk-through colon.

Wow.

I love you so much ...

The vicious recycle

If you order three wastepaper baskets for your office, and they 

come wrapped in more paper then they can hold - do you just
order another three?

I love you so much ...

I love you so much ...