Amazing how many shades of gray this summer has to offer.

Even though she didn't say anything Tom could feel that the massage therapist wasn't too happy to see him again.

Since it's the European Football Championships these days ...

... I think I'm gonna cheer for Europe.

When I grow up I want to live in a big house with my family.

Most of the time the thing I miss the most is the absence of things

Sometimes the strange things you see from the corner of your eye ...

... turn out to be exactly what you thought they would be. A huge pink walk-through colon.

Wow.

I love you so much ...

The vicious recycle

If you order three wastepaper baskets for your office, and they 

come wrapped in more paper then they can hold - do you just
order another three?

I love you so much ...

I love you so much ...

Most of the time my mind runs pretty smoothly.

But sometimes

my right brain
trips

over my left brain's
loose shoelaces.

And then I fall.

No, now is probably not a good time.

I wonder if the ocean thinks of me.

Lament of a Hamburg girl