Urban farming – every bushel counts!

Everyday mysteries - What happened here?

Suggestions:

1. Somebody stuffed his wet shoes with paper and put them out in the sun so they would dry faster. The right shoe felt too exposed and walked away.

2. A one-legged vampire was waiting for the "walk" signal to cross the street when he was caught by the rising sun and turned to... errr.. paper.

3. The installation has been set up by a small ad agency in another helpless attempt at guerilla advertising. If you unfold the paper it says "Curious for shoes? Great discounts at Slipper's!"

4. It's a trap!

New entry in the country charts: "Our Great Love Ended Just Like A Small Town Sidewalk"

She was only seventeen and just out of school

I was lonely thirty-two and worked like a fool

And when we fell in love we knew life wouldn't be a cakewalk.

We got married in the church at the end of her street

Our love grew stronger and we made ends meet

And we laughed and played and danced and talked all night.

Chorus:

Tell me, what has happened to the candles and cards,

What has happened to our loving hearts?

Our great love ended just like a small town sidewalk.

Tell me, what has happened to the kisses and smiles,

What has happened to our loving minds?

Our great love ended just like a small town sidewalk –

A sudden stop and no safe spot to cross the road.