Secret elf shower found south of the Elbe river.

Did I say we only found one mushroom? Well, I lied. There were many more, but they are just so much better in a picture than in a soup. I especially like the little showerhead on the tree. I wonder who showers there. Dwarfs? Elves? Squirrels? People who take their sex dolls into the woods?

This is my church. This is where I heal my hurts.

We went mushrooming today. I have never been mushrooming before and to be honest: we didn't find but one. But as with hunting and fishing I found the chase much more interesting than the catch. I shot some good ones! Just look at the head of the sex doll we found. Isn't she an angel? Singing her silent song amidst the trees - so sincere about her music. The forest was truly magical today.