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Pick your own: New method of "no-pole-fishing" leads to first results.

The all new painless approach to fishing is leading to instant successes: 36 year old Stephanie V. from Hamburg, Germany, caught her first fish today. "Why carry around a heavy tackle box and a couple of fishing poles when you can pick the fish right from the dock?", asks Stephanie. She might be right. The new method of "no-pole-fishing" works with elements from transcendental meditation and telepathy and makes the fish jump right into the hands of fishing enthusiasts.

Ha! Ha! Ha!

They are jumping. They are right there. I know it. I've seen them! They even jump right onto the dock sometimes. But they don't bite. I guess they are just too busy laughing and pointing at me.