My top five conspiracy theories about who is responsible for the outbreak of Swine Flu.

1. The North American Union (One nation under one epidemic)

2. Twitter (Give them something to tweet about!)

3. The face mask industry (any questions?)

4. South Korean scientists (no, wait - they were the ones with the fluorescent puppies, right?)

5. Pigs (Harrharrharr! Look who’s laughing now!)

Keep your eyes and ears open. Don't let them fool you!