When I grow up I want to live in a big house with my family.

Most of the time the thing I miss the most is the absence of things

Sometimes the strange things you see from the corner of your eye ...

... turn out to be exactly what you thought they would be. A huge pink walk-through colon.

Wow.

I love you so much ...

The vicious recycle

If you order three wastepaper baskets for your office, and they 

come wrapped in more paper then they can hold - do you just
order another three?

I love you so much ...

I love you so much ...

Most of the time my mind runs pretty smoothly.

But sometimes

my right brain
trips

over my left brain's
loose shoelaces.

And then I fall.

No, now is probably not a good time.

I wonder if the ocean thinks of me.

Lament of a Hamburg girl

There are people who know ...

 

... that the only possible reaction to finding a slug in your bathroom is to put it on a  toothbrush and start taking pictures of it.

And then there are other people.

It's fall. The trees go topless.

From the great battle of shopping lists not all of the brave soldiers returned home.