My two cents.

Please don't try to deliver a package, ...

... when I just left the house to pick up a package I missed the day before.
It makes me feel stupid.

Comet was so happy she would be seeing her friend Earth again soon.

Please remember: You are not a potted plant by nature.

If forks could run, would they always be back for dinner?

Just. Don't. Mess. With the bunny.

I like bees although they're a little hard to eat sometimes.

It took them only five seconds to find out they had so much in common.

Presence makes the beard grow fonder.

After his last fight he realized he really wasn't doing it for the money.

I'm so glad I can share all my thoughts and ideas with you!

Adventure comes to those who blend in.

Good night, furball.

Just wondering.

Finally we realized why the new guy at the office never joined us for our lunch break.